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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

(via justnance)

Source: chinesekleptocracy

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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

(via thefuuuucomics)

Source: meladoodle

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

(via thefuuuucomics)

Source: crrocs

georgetakei:

There’s always time for humor, apparently.
Source: http://po.st/1df5Hk

georgetakei:

There’s always time for humor, apparently.

Source: http://po.st/1df5Hk

Source: georgetakei

tastefullyoffensive:

[americancarrot]

tastefullyoffensive:

[americancarrot]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

19920109:

we got skeleton decorations in at my work

(via thefuuuucomics)

Source: masoncheryl

hairandbrokenglasses:

incredible

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Source: hairandbrokenglasses

alphastigma117:

alphastigma117:

(via youjean)

Source: cuteanimeshit

"I do not desire mediocre love. I want to drown in someone."

- shinwus (via perfect)

(via cathyle)

tastefullyoffensive:

"This stuffed squirrel I won at our state fair looks suspiciously familiar…"[baconmobile]

tastefullyoffensive:

"This stuffed squirrel I won at our state fair looks suspiciously familiar…"

[baconmobile]

Source: tastefullyoffensive